Welcome to my piece of the web! I think every good work should start with an appropriate quote. Since this isn't good work, I've started with that quote. On this page you'll find various crimes against the arts including my attempts at drawing, photos of the scant few finished rooms in My House - which is actually a giant art project - all sorts of info on piracy and pirate re-enacting, written essays and stories, models I have not yet built, artwork done for local Haunted Houses, props I've created and cheerfully attempted to unleash upon the Halloween consumer market, stuff I have found that interests me and needs to be placed somewhere as well as photos of things that have nothing to do with anything else but that I find appealing. (Now try and say all that in one breath.) You'll also find run-on sentences and language which certainly doesn't remind you of something of which your fifth grade English teacher would approve. Think of it as creative license if it makes you happy. Or poorly written Mark-type colloquialism if it doesn't. Or just don't think about it at all.